Portuguese Blind Date
when a portuguese man accepts a date with a portuguese “woman” without detailed information about her p-n-s size, and photographic proof that she has no bhutcraq.
i thought my encounter with calixa had turned into a portuguese blind date until i felt her m-ssive p-n-s.
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