Portuguese mudslide


1. n. an act in which a man squats over the face of another and rests his t-st-cl-s on the eyes of said person who is lying on his or her back. he then takes a loose dump down the throat of the other, whose mouth is agape.

2. n. a large amount of wet dirt tumbling down a hill or mountain in portugal.
my girlfriend and i were caught in a small village after a portuguese mudslide, and she asked me to give her a portuguese mudslide.
very similar to a hot lunch. an act common to lovemaking couples in portugal, this is where the male climbs upon the face of his partner, blocks her vision by laying his t-st-cl-s in her eyes, and sp-ckles her nose and mouth with greasy diarrhea.
“she was already eating my -ss, so i upped the ante and pulled off a sweet portuguese mudslide!”

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