Portuguese Traffic Jam


having s-x in a sub-compact automobile on a hot summer day without an a/c with an older woman who looks stunning from the backside and hideously old from the front.
after the indian cook was finished making a seafood dish, the kitchen smelled funkier than a portuguese traffic jam.

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