Positive Jostle
derived from a term used on fifa ’09
a positive jostle is when a male is s-xually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking gl-ss releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a t-tty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman…also naked.
man says: “dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle”.
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