post coital mental clarity
the few minutes after an -rg-sm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or s-xual desire to cloud his view.
during this period a man decides whether his -rg-sm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. these judgements might result from the -rg-sm’s -ssistant being a bombsh-ll, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.
anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity’s ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after s-xual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
“shut up b-tch! i’m enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?”
“yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity i realized what a mistake i had made by wrestling that ogre! i wore a condom though. “
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