Post festival depression
the comedown as bad as heroin withdrawel after returning home from a music festival.
common symptoms are:
appreciation that the ringing in your ears was worth it
unable to take off the festival band for at least a few days
listening to the music of bands you saw on your ipod
youtubing videos of the festival
stuffing yourself with food
some more dangerous symptoms are:
making your toilet filthy so as to reenact the festival toilets
camping out your backgarden
not feeding the cat
continuing to dress zany despite being home
guy1: hey why’s john not coming to the crazy party tonight? there is going to be a ton of drink & girls
guy2: he’s suffering from post festival depression, like he started singing at the top of his lungs on the phone ”i wanna know what love is” before hanging up crying
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more commonly known as pfd; post festival depression is the total and utter low you experience after a festival, usually whilst travelling home, knowing you wont be there for another year.
similar to post concert depression, but far more extreme considering the length of time spent in your nirvana.
what’s wrong with you mate?
oh just post festival depression, this weekend was amazing i actually can’t believe i have to wait another year to be there again.
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