Post-Google Depression


the sinking feeling that you get after realizing that you are worthless and insignificant. this comes about after one googles there own name and nothing but facebook pages for a different “place your name here” in canada appears.
person 1: i hate my life
suicide hotline: why?
person 1: post-google depression
suicide hotline: oh, then its not only you that hates you. its god. are you jewish by any chance?

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