Post-hipster
what a hipsters become when they realize the negative effects of their nihilism. sometimes comes from reading books, world travel and profound global and domestic events that demand earnestness. sometimes comes from meeting an actual blue collar person or when they realize they’re 30, broke and mom stopped sending the checks.
hey, hipster. your behavior just highlights your provincialism/yuppie-ness/naivete and completely contradicts the image you’re trying to convey. better work on being a post-hipster if you want to stay relevant. here’s a filson bag, a bottle of laphroiag, some hemingway and a frequent flyer card.
those who reject the “clean cut” nature of the hipster movement. they enjoy heavy rock music with a relevant message. they keep their hair long, and buy baggy jeans. they can enjoy life, and other people, without the elitist trappings of thier forefathers. they do what they feel is right for them
hipster: why are you eating that? it’s full of fat, and preservatives?
post hipster: i don’t eat this all the time
the mainstream movement that is now hipsterism
went to a suburban mall yesterday and it was crawling with post-hipster kids – tight jeans, ironic t-shirts and over-the-top tats.
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