post-hookup fart


the post-hookup fart occurs after a male hooks up with a girl the night before and has been holding it in all night in bed, and during intercourse. the next morning after she leaves, the male relieves himself with a powerful g-ssy eruption that has been building up for more than 12 hours due to embarr-ssment of farting in front of a random girl you are having s-x with. the post-hookup fart exponentially increases its intensity in correlation to the amount of beer drank the night before.
wallace- dude, that was the loudest fart i have ever heard. it sounded like a tuba. you must have gotten laid last night.

frederick- ya man, i totally put it in her. holy sh-t that feels so much better. sometimes the best part about banging a random chick is the feeling after the post-hookup fart.

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