Post Nut Syndrome


abbreviated – pns – a slang word for post-coital tristesse. an issue that has been plaguing men since the dawn of time. it’s the feelings of anxiety, depression, sadness, empathy, regret, etc, that one gets after busting a nut. normally the condition is more severe depending on the s-xual circ-mstances. it is caused by a decrease in dopamine receptors immediately after -j-c-l-t–n.
– a guy finishes after banging a girl he just met at a bar. he immediately gets post nut syndrome. he wants to just get out of there as soon as possible.

– you finish masturbating to an a kinky b–st–lity p-rn on your computer. post nut syndrome comes on very quickly and you clear your web history and go make a milkshake.

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