Post Office IM


an urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. more often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively partic-p-ting in another activity.
post office im conversation:
sender: hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
… (30 minutes later) …
receiver: sure!

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