Postal Dude


a man who does not want to take it anymore, the everyday bullsh-t of life got to him. now, you’re all gonna pay!
the postal dude got p-ssed off, and slaughtered paradise city. he said, “you probably thought you weren’t gonna die today… surprise!”
a really cool guy
the postal dude went to get some milk, then he killed a bunch of people.

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