postgame
to continue drinking after coming back from a bar or party (usually at a friend’s house or apartment)
“any p-ssy can pregame but it takes a true boozebag to postgame.”
“i p-ssed my bed last night because i was shotgunning tallboys till i p-ssed out. that’s the price you gotta pay for postgaming.”
“i was so f-cked up at the bars last night i have no clue how i was able to postgame till 6am.”
after, subsequent, later than, or following after a game. it is a time marked by alcohol consumption, both in celebration and in depressive anxiety resulting from loss, depending upon which team you are on or support.
ted: man, that was one h-ll of a game. did you see that p-ss?
ralph: yeah, i saw it. it’ll be flashing behind my eyes for the remainder of postgame when i’m drowning my sorrow in suds.
as opposed to pre-game where one drink alcohol before an event. post game is meant for someone to drink alcohol after an event when they are already super drunk.
“dude after this party lets go post game”
women keep their s-xual activity going after an -rg-sm and are usually still ready for more. men literally empty themselves through -j-c-l-t–n and feel washed out, sleepy, or interested in anything but s-x, at least for 20 minutes.
a guy who can keep going, who, even though he has a spent and flaccid p-n-s, is willing to orally pleasure his woman and stay the course, is a postgame hero.
leave me alone b-tch, i ain’t no postgame p-ssy lapper. where’s the remote?
the stains left on bedsheets after a s-xual encounter. some may be unintentional, hidden, or discovered days later. similar to pregame.
woman: “this hotel room is disgusting!!!!”
man: “yeah and there’s postgame all over the bed and walls.”
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