the act of holding in fecal matter until a turtle head (without pinching it off) is created, then stamping it on somebody.
jonathan postman stamped jerry and yellled, “you got mail!”
a statement that turns out to be accidentally racist. “sorry bro, that’s not what i meant. guess that was a racident.”
a person who has amazing group of friends and can be serious and funny while being friends with most people you are toatally a rosta
- rules player
alternatively known as a niche player. a “rules player” is an individual in a workplace who creates (carves out) their own effective working sp-ce and flow based on their workplaces rules, policies, and protocols. a rules player can find multiple ways of completing tasks and could even manipulate loopholes in the workplace to their, or […]
- scrabble and chill
scrabble and chill is when you sit down with your partner for a good ol’ game of scrabble and one thing leads to another and you guys f-ck. oops! girlfriend: “scrabble and chill?” boyfriend: “i’ll bring the condoms!”
getting flashed in the eye from the bright light of a screen jane woke up and reached for her phone but got screen-blazed.