a combination between a potato and a monkey. used to indicate ridiculous things that don’t make any sense.
friend: do you think a donkey can run faster than a cheetah when the donkey is chased by a snake?
me: what?! i don’t even think it can run faster than a potato monkey
- ding s*x ditch
when a guy or girl texts someone to meet and have s*x with then leaves to never talk again. guy#1 “hey you ding s*x ditch her?” guy#2 “yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a cl*ssic one night stand
she’s a wonderful person big hearted and s*xy asf she likes sullivan and also has a fatty and long *ss hair and pretty asf and friends with alondra much love to mayleah awww that’s a mayleah she pretty 😍
- renting portals
ingress term to rent a portal is to go into an opposite factions area & use a virus to flip it. the opposing faction can always flip back after an hour to regain control. this is is usually done to level 8 portals. poway enlightened love renting portals because they just can’t compete
- diddly doodly
1. ned flanders’ main quote. 2. bill cosby’s euphemism for s*x. diddly doodly! shall we diddly doodly later?