potato room
the gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one’s back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. the bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage sp-ce. the variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter’s imagination.
jane: i really like these jeans, but they just don’t fit!
john: but they have to fit -they’re in your size and everything.
jane: nope. too much potato room.
john: ah.
jane: d-mn my deliciously plump -ss.
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