potato wizard


is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and garbage lifting. is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting “my belly b-tton feels warm, my belly b-tton feels warm”. if you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.
dude! we’ve got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
holy cr-p! get in the car now!

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