pothead
when a person smokes a lot of marihuana they are referred to as a pothead
jenny croxford smokes so much weed, she’s such a pothead.
stoner
someone who believes (1) any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and (2) any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.
john: “hey man, wanna hang out?”
pothead: “yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?”
john: “i dunno man, my throat’s been kinda sore lately.”
pothead: “oh that’s ok, a bowl will fix that.”
john: “really? well i’ve got this government test tomorrow too, so i probably shouldn’t smoke.”
pothead: “pot makes studying easier. you’ll enjoy the subject more!”
john: “you’re full of sh-t. next you’ll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and i should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home.”
pothead: “i’m glad you understand now. got a lighter?”
one who misses their international flight to amsterdam because they stopped off to smoke a bowl first
my friend rosen… is a pothead!
a person who when not even smoking pot still shows affects that he has, and will in the next 24 hours.
d-mn look at that pothead. his eyes are almost closed shut.
the person who just read all these definitions and laughed at every one.
“so hey, like john, did you know that……wait sh-t i forgot what i was talking about”
a more habitual cannabis smoker than your average stoner, a pothead cares very little about the outside world. potheads tend to gather in groups, although they can be quite content when left on their own, as most potheads enjoy one on one time with their ganj. potheads are not nessicarily lazy, stupid, or unmotivated. however, they are the ones wise enough to know that most of the sh-t that they’re supposed to do isn’t really that important, so they light a bowl instead.
me and my friends, we’re all such potheads. but d-mn, i don’t hate it.
a habitual user of marijuana, usually to the point where it interferes with work, family, and school. pot heads are known for their laid-back att-tude, bad memory, encyclopedic knowledge of junkfood, and facination with shiny objects.
pot heads should not be confused with occasional smokers who are still able to function and fulfill their responsibilities and obligations.
laughing + junk food + red eyes + 24/7 = pot head
wake and bake
lunch toking
420
sessions
midnight toking
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