potsdam
a small in cold as b-lls new york. the town has a somewhat “modest” or “baring on modest” opinion of itself. this can only be explained by one thing. beer goggles. enough said.
“potsdamian”- a dirty smelly ball sack that is so cold it can be used to create dry ice.
home of 4000 to 5000 suny potsdam students who are bitter that they didn’t get into the other university in potsdam, known as clarkson university. clarkson university students enjoy the following: drinking, smoking weed, ripping on suny potsdam students, ripping on towny’s, banging suny potsdam broads, banging towny’s, and a small percentage enjoy watching the d1 hockey program that is offered.
fraternity life is good, as long as you stay away from houses on elm street, with the exception of du, dk, and crow. there are a few good sororities in town, for the most part, most sorority girls enjoy blowing lines of c-ke off of each others v-g-n-‘s.
potsdam is a great place to make bad decisions with huge chicks and make good decisions with mediocre chicks. girls here get a three point curve, ie. a 3 point fat chick is rated at 6 points at potsdam. girls 7 and above do not exist. the cold air and high lat-tude will impair your judgment.
overall, potsdam is a great place to go unless you enjoy decent weather and good looking woman.
potsdam, is a cl-ssy place to be, if your a girl, and your large.
the whitest place in the known universe. also the gayest place in the known universe. it quite possibly has the largest h-m-s-xual population in northern new york. we can thank the crane school of music and all of it’s well known f-dg-p-ck-rs for this. every store closes at 5 p.m. the only thing to do in this town is get drunk, smoke a reefer, or m-st-rb-t- on a flag pole. do not come here!! everrrrrrr if you think m-ssena is an -sshole in the ground, potsdam is the dirty sweaty arm pit in a 65 year old fat man. thank you. have a good night.
we stopped in potsdam on the way to m-ssena for a snack at 2 in the afternoon, and everything was closed. wtf mate?!!?
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