Potterized


after deciding to start reading the many books of the harry potter, you can’t put the books down and want to read them all. you become so obsessed, that you must dress up as a member of gryffindor and now watch all the movies and don’t forget to tell your friends about the fine details that the movies left out.

very cool.

you’ve been potterized.
bill was telling me that he wanted to play quidditch.
what a loser, he’s been potterized.

sam: let’s go to diagon alley.

steve: (punches sam in head), shut your potterized mouth.
to be soiled internally by an overweight bald mac user with delusions of importance. once a female, male or animal has been potterized it can no longer be set upon by any other genitalia for fear of contraction of any number of diseases including but not limited to the black plague, hanta virus, clap, down’s syndrome and ocular cancer.
man, i’d bang judy in accounting but word on the street is that mike has totally potterized her. i don’t want my d-ck to fall off!

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