Pouche


a pr-ck/douche hybrid. a term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently p-ss you off that simply applying the “pr-ck/douche” label is not enough.

most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.

jorge: man, phillip, i can’t believe you j-zzed on my face after i p-ssed out last night.

phillip: what a f-ckin’ pouche.

jorge: man, you just called yourself a pouche.

phillip: f-ck, man, i guess i really am a pouche.

p-ssy-douche
stop being such a pouche
pouche is a sophisticated word for tw-t or cooter. created accidentally, pouche rolls off the tongue and is fun to say!! have fun pouches!!
c-ssie is a f!@#in’ pouche!!!
anyone who, without reservation and with a supercilious air, thinks it acceptable to not only fish the delicious solid bits of a soup (meant to serve a group of people) from its liquid, but also to do so while holding up, and thereby inconveniencing, the other individuals in the queue.
boy: “i have time to write this urban dictionary entry, because the pouche making love to the pot of yankee bean has stalled the whole f’ng lunch service.”
the outer rim of a nipple

a very smart man named ryan mchugh invented this word back in the late 1800’s it has been used ever since and will never die.
oh baby lick my pouche!

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