Pouncing Turtle
a name people use to distract girls from creeping on their facebooks. by changing their real name to “pouncing turtle”, one is trying to escape from the reality of their extreme douchiness. in doing so.. they are ashamed of their true ident-ty and use a turtle that pounces to distract them from the disgrace of being themselves.
“new friend request from pouncing turtle”
friend request denied.
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