Povilaitis
a terminal s-xually transmitted disease. this infection causes a numbing sensation followed by occasional -rg-sms and mood swings, difficulty in bladder control, and lastly all of the blood in the body rushes to the genital area and clots. this causes cardiac arrest and is fatal.
“you know that slu from last night?”
“yeah dude”
“she gave me povilaitis”
“eww gross get away from me”
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