powder monkey


a young boy on sailing ships similar to the peg boy who instead of reciving -n-l pleasures would distribute gun powder to batteries of cannon durring a sea going battle
i bet the little powder monkey has to sleep with two hands on his -ss and one eye open
a caucasian male that acts like a gangster or a n-gg-r.

see: wigger.
anonymous 1: hey bro, do you see that white guy hanging out with those n-gg-rs?
anonymous 2: yeah, what a powder monkey.
a strange little man that sneaks up behind small children and screams “y halo thar b-ttsekz!!!11!1!!!11 i r teh u1tim4t3 h4><0r! pwn3d!11!1!!!!1" a common character of bedtime stories. the little boy was walking through the deep dark woods when the pedophile powder monkey jumped out behind him and screamed "y halo thar b-ttsekz!!"

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