power bagging
the act of running up to an individual as they face you; jumping; and while swinging legs over each shoulder, firmly placing the face of the victim snugly in your crotch letting gravity and inertia complete the maneuver. it is an extreme form of tea bagging not meant for children, the elderly, pregnant women , people with heart conditions, or anyone outside professional wrestling. best shown in action in saint’s row iii. remove all vestments before hand for optimal results.
“did big show just power bag the rock?”
“yes, and he will be tasting pubic hair for a week. that was a rough case of power bagging indeed.”
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