powerpoint monotonics


the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include – but are not limited to – having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
whoa – where am i? dave’s powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man – if i’d known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would’ve stayed at home and looked all that sh-t up on the internet.

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