POZER


someone who labels themselve as something they arent..
tries to be wat he or sh-t thinks is cool or in style..
uses all the stereotypes for wat they’d like to be and say theyre skater,metalhead,goth,punk, etc
sammy:metalheads are suppose to wear all black and thats why i wear all black.
jesse:youre f-cking dumb clother wont make you a metalhead.
sammy:wat will then??
jesse:you have to listen to the music and actually like it.
sammy:does green day count?
jesse:hit pozer in the head with skateboard
john gammon
its funny because you are !!

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