practical candy
candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.
“ah man! you bought practical candy! we can’t eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!”
“ah man! we only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! this sucks!”
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