Practicing the Bassoon


1. going into the back room under the pretense of practicing the b-ssoon. however, the perpetrator proceeds to smoke the devil’s lettuce, usually using the b-ssoon as a bong.

2. a euphemism for smoking pot.
taylor: what were you doing back there?

ben: just practicing the b-ssoon.

taylor: oh. gotcha 😉

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