practicing to be a baby daddy
euphemism for male masturbation
becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male -rg-sm, and so for a male to bring about an -rg-sm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual -rg-sm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
a: “what are you doing this weekend?”
b: “not too much… mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy.”
a: “don’t get it in your eye.”
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