Pras-handing
a masturbation technique whereby the m-st-rb-t-ur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.
this is found commonly in the oxford, england area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.
stop pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.
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