Pre-clean


doing light cleaning before the cleaning lady comes to preserve your image or keep her from seeing how you really live.
i’ve got to pre-clean my house so my cleaning lady won’t see all the condom wrappers and beer.

friend a: i’ll have to meet you later, i have to clean my house.
friend b: why?? don’t you hire someone?
friend a: yea but i gotta pre-clean so they don’t see how messy i really am.

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