pre-divorce



pre-divorce

more commonly referred to as a marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. this is usually perpetuated by the female half, or f-ck maker, by way of sabotage resulting in the pre-divorce maturing to a divorce.

one could compare a pre-divorce to a certificate of deposit at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank cd, the pre-divorce has an inevitable variable maturity date.

also see: f-ck maker
“the only way to make sure that little girl don’t make a f-ck outta you, is not to let her con you into a pre-divorce. when the milk is free, never buy the cow!!!”

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