pre-mail


a non specific email or text message telling you to expect an email.
kirk premailed me about a message from edmund, but i was already sitting at my desk, so what was the point?
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a forwarded email that shows a time stamp of the forward before the original email’s send time, usually a result of server delays or time synchronization issues due to poor quality hp proliant servers. first observed by the power horse himself on 1/21/2008 on the ost team.
forwarded: 3:10pm
(original message) sent: 3:14pm

the powerhorse: oh look, we received it before it actually got sent to us!

the powerhorse jr.: that’s pre-mail.

the powerhorse: thank you, hp proliant servers! you’re the best! way to go, accuracy! i love peanut b-tter chocolate kashi bars. have a good one!

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