pre-wasted


attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely sh-tfaced before even leaving for the bars.
“oh man, we all went to rob’s house to just hang out and have a couple beers but mark was pre-wasted before we even called for a cab.”
a ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.
d-mn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before i get in the door. i am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before i ante up.
getting drunk before dinner, then sobering up while eating, only to get sh-t-faced again afterward.
i had a hard time getting a buzz on after dinner, because i was so pre-wasted.

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