Precision Scooping


the act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.
1. joe: dude, how on earth did you get so many oat cl-sters all at once?

christopher walken: precision scooping, my friend…precision scooping.

2. joe: oh yeah, look at this! -shows friend an impressive spoonful of count chocula- it’s all about precision scooping.

joe’s friend: f-ck you for using that term.

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