Predatory Talker
a person who lurks around corners and in break rooms at work with the soul purpose of trapping you into long, boring conversations. the talker will often stalk you, ask you a meaningless question, the answer to which they could care less about, and before you can even respond begin a one sided, often insanely idiotic monologue, thereby trapping you into a pointless conversation and wasting hours of precious life.
note: the predatory talker is not technically a person, they are an -sshole, and should be treated as such.
i walked out of the bathroom and there standing in the doorway was john, the office’s predatory talker, i tried my best to give him a head nod and walk past, but what started as a question about how my weekend was turned into a 45 minute monologue about his high blood pressure.
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