preemptive stroke



when a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, w-nks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
i wanted to sleep to sleep with rachel but i knew it would cause a lot of problems so i went for a preemptive stroke instead.

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