prejack


shortened term for pre–j-c-l-t- fluid, the filmy substance that contains sperm, ova, etc. that leaks out the p-n-s or v-g-n- before the -rg-sm during s-x.
“i dunno how my b-tch got pregnant! i pulled out and shot my load on her face. it must have been the prejack!”
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to jack pre a s-xual encounter as to prolong erection and performance.
fap, fap, fap – i’m getting s-x tonight.
clear substance which precludes s-x. often causing squigy-ness in one’s shorts, leading to your hammer sticking to your gitch.
ex.1
guy: you don’t have to spit baby!, just use the pre-jack!

girl: yeah!

ex.2
girl: sh-t, did you c-m already!!?!?!

guy: naa, girl, it’s just a lil pre-jack… fap.
said to be -ssociated with the effects of baby-batter, prejack is the state of tongue lolling mental confusion found in h-rny men. in contrast to its antonym postjack, prejack tends to exist pretty much all the time, except for during the ejaculatory refractory period, (within which clarity is briefly possible.) tends to affect purchase decisions, especially in the case of jewelry, is -ssociated with awful decision making, and is heavily exacerbated by young, limber, blonde strippers.
prejack that seemed like a pretty good idea… spending $840 on 45 minutes worth of lap dances. now my pants are just sticky.
the slang term for premature -j-c-l-t–n. also means to finish something rather quickly.
girl 1: i heard you had s-x with your boyfriend for the first time last night.
girl 2: ya i did
girl 1: well? how was it?
girl 2:… he has pre jack
the act of masturbation (but not to full -rg-sm) such that any further stimulation will result in an instant -j-c-l-t–n. a c-ck in this state is now considered to be prejacked. contrast this with a limp d-ck or a fresh b-n-r where it needs a certain amount of stimulation prior to -j-c-l-t–n
dale: hey minday, wanna f-ck?
mindy: i would, but katie told me you prematurely -j-c-l-t-
dale: ohhh no f-ck babe, i just prejacked myself sometimes

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