premature celebration
throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.
kelly: why are we having cake today? isn’t cara’s birthday next friday?
mark: yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we’re having a premature celebration.
golf term: the use of any celebratory action (ie. fist pump, raised arm, verbal comment etc.) -ssuming a putt will go into the hole before the ball actually enters the hole thus causing the ball to miss. very mysterious phenomenon which plagues golfers.
i had that putt made until steve went into a premature celebration and caused it to lip out
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