Premature Ecrapulation
when you think you are going to fart, but cr-p instead. basically; when you shart
person 1: dude, watch this fart!
person 2: alright!
person 1: -sharts- ah d-mnit!
person 2: what happened?
person 3: that sucks! he had premature ecr-pulation! haha!
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