Premature Ejacketlation
a. when one mistakenly breaks out a spring/summer outerwear when it is still winter
bear: hey toss me my light weight chino jacket, looks sunny and warm outside!
cub: sure does. let’s get out in that 40 degree february weather. paws up!
bear: d-mn cub, i am freezing my n-ts-ck off right now. bbrrrrrrrrr
cub: sh-t dude, ya i think that’s what the experts call “premature ejacketlation”. siiighhhh
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