Premature etextulation
when you are texting someone and hit “send” accidentally before actually writing anything. subsequently sending a blank text. using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.
george: hey gina
gina:
george: uh, you sent a blank text.
gina: sorry george my phone has premature etextulation.
it’s when you are texting someone and you accidentally send the text before you’re done writing it.
i just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. he must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.
to experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.
text 1: i’m on my way. i just ha-
text 2: …have to stop for milk. sorry. premature e-textulation -lol.
when you hit the send b-tton on your phone in the middle of a text. you send your text prematurely and unfinished.
i was so nervous the i accidently hit the send b-tton before i was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.
when you type out a text, didn’t proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it’s all jacked up and auto correct f—ed you. this is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!
why did i send that? i just had a premature etextulation!
hitting send on a text message before you finish typing the message.
haley: what did you mean when you texted me “that sounds n”?
michael: i meant “that sounds nice.” i got excited and had premature etextulation.
haley: don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys.
when your having “hot” phone s-x with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit s-xual fantasies with each other and you c-m before your partner does.
my girl is mad because i was having some awesome cell phone s-x with last night and had a premature e textulation.
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