Premature Infatuation


when your significant other says “i love you” before you’re ready.

pretty sure meredith gran invented it in octopus pie #183.
guy: “i love you.”
girl: “eh… premature infatuation.”
guy: “oh my god. i’m so sorry. this kind of thing never happens to me, i swear.”
girl: “yeah, that’s what you said earlier too.”

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