Premature Tabulation


1. accidentally pressing the sp-ce bar.

2. transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the sp-ce bar.

3. insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn’t realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the “enter” b-tton. and to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + sp-ce.
i prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend’s facebook status by typing what i would really like to say but shouldn’t and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally b-mping the sp-ce bar. i dislike premature tabulation!
1. accidentally pressing the sp-ce bar.

2. transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the sp-ce bar.

3. insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn’t realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the “enter” b-tton. and to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + sp-ce.
i committed premature tabulation when responding to my friend’s facebook status by typing what i would really like to say but shouldn’t and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally b-mping the sp-ce bar.

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