premeditated shit
a premeditated sh-t is when someone or something takes a steaming hot sh-t in the most unlawful place
dude 1: i was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated sh-t and then he had his dog chow down on it.
dude 2: dude that was me!
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