prenup

agreement between a man and a lady that spells out how money will be distributed in the case of a divorce/separation. usually made by the man so that if he makes the lady pregnant she doesnt get all his money
that n-gg- made a prenup wit his b-tch, now he dont gotta pay child support
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it’s sumtin da you need ta have cause when she leave yo -ss she gon’ leave wit half
we want prenup, we want prenup, yea!
a legal doc-ment signed before marriage to level the playing so that the dominant bread winner (preferrably the male) will not have to worry about his wife strangling him by the b-lls during a messy divorce.

it -ssures that at the most, she’ll retain the kids, but will not gain any financial liability in the -ssets of the man that was made either before or during the marriage.

since 50% of all women have a hidden agenda of gaining finacial stability and a s-xual dynamo in a spouse…it regulates that you don’t get sh-t if we split!!!!!!
(argument between a husband and wife) f-ck you b-tch, since your dumb-ss signed this pre-nup, that means that i keep the house and i don’t have to put up with your sh-t. so you and your kids can both get the f-ck out! i’m the godd-mn king of my domain!!!
shorthand for “pre-nuptial agreement”.

-this is a contract signed by both partners of the marriage before it happens, limiting the rights of one partner or both on event of divorce.

pre-nups are a long way from total acceptance anywhere in the world, but in the next ten years it is quite likely that more of these will find their ways into a mrriage.
no b-tch be marryin’ me without a pre-nup.
always a good decision, whether a man or woman. somone is going to get half of your stuff that they didnt work for and dont deserve if you dont get one of these!
if i’d have had a prenup, i’d still have a car and a place to live.
a useless legal doc-ment easily voided by even the most average of divorce attorneys.what she does’nt get in alimony
or property settlement…she will more than get in child support.why do you think she had them?
divorcee’- “what are we gonna do? i stupidly signed that d-mn
pre-nup eight years ago.’the f-ck was i thinking?”

attorney- “we’re good.courts care about the welfare of the
child over anything.did i mention they don’t
make you doc-ment where…or how you spend child
support payments? little emily is worth about
20 grand a month based on his present income.
the judge is a woman.i’ll probably get you 25.”

divorcee’-“i think i love you.”

attorney-“after this is over we’ll do a weekend down in
st.bartts.bring your pill.”
prenuptial agreement.

theoretically it is a contract signed by both a man and a woman before marriage, and helps with splitting the property between both parties in the event of a divorce.

a temporary and useless piece of paper that expires after a short time and can be voidable at any time by the woman, thanks to the fact that the legal system is now in her control.
joe watched in horror as his ex-wife suzy tore up the pre-nup doc-ment in the courtroom and the judge ordered him to hand over his house and life-savings to her.