giving a present to a c-section baby that usually the baby or the mother can’t open with out getting a papercut.
mom: “oh sh-t here comes john with his presbimarian.”
baby: ” my goodness what an unpleasant forthcoming.”
someone really dumb, typically some farm girl with freckles, typical breeanne. look at that girl with all them cows. that’s breeanne.
what a b-tch!! this person is super obnoxious and annoying. ughhhhhhh!! she is so monizi!
- pinky d*nk
when a man has a small erect p-n-s, its called a pinky d-nk he has the smallest pinky d-nk iv ever seen!
a queer man, jack is a total sheasley
- death horn
the feeling of arousal, or an urge to procreate, that you might get when you are so sick you think you might die. i was lying in bed with man flu and was overwhelmed by the death horn.