giving a present to a c-section baby that usually the baby or the mother can’t open with out getting a papercut.
mom: “oh sh*t here comes john with his presbimarian.”
baby: ” my goodness what an unpleasant forthcoming.”
someone really dumb, typically some farm girl with freckles, typical breeanne. look at that girl with all them cows. that’s breeanne.
what a b*tch!! this person is super obnoxious and annoying. ughhhhhhh!! she is so monizi!
- pinky d*nk
when a man has a small erect p*n*s, its called a pinky d*nk he has the smallest pinky d*nk iv ever seen!
a queer man, jack is a total sheasley