president skroob
the president of sp-ceball city, played by mel brooks, the greatest comedian in history.
1) why didn’t somebody tell me my -ss was so big?!
2) president skroob: what’s the combination?
colonel sandurz: one, two, three, four, five.
president skroob: one, two, three, four, five?
colonel sandurz: yes.
president skroob: that’s amazing. i got the same combination on my luggage.
3) sandurz, sandurz. you got to help me. i don’t know what to do. i can’t make decisions. i’m a president!
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