accomplishing a task as if done by magic.
jack: there’s so much paperwork to do.
jill: just let me at it and presto mundo.
- sailor time
when you ask someone such as your friend if it is ok to curse at that time lauren: ugh!!! sailor time? samantha: yup lauren: &$?@/?6?7!062)!!
- kira girard
mother of amazing dancer kalani hilliker. has been involved in some illegal activities. will actually cut you if you talk sh-t about her kid. chucks water bottles at people when fl-stered. kira girard wasn’t having dance mom jessab-tch’s sh-t last night.
- water wart
when you tuck your meat stick upward into your waistband and only the tip peeks out from the top, this is a water wart. hey guys, wanna see my water wart.
a defect of the eye in which a person looks appealing and fit from a distance but upon closer view becomes less attractive. wow that girl got a fat -ss …wait, no she don’t, it looks like a bag of rice puddin’ up close. d-mn distancelexia!
- donald trump exploitation
donald trump exploitation is a rare phenomenon that happens after a presidential election with donald trump vs hilary clinton. its where a bunch of people jump on the donald trump definition bandwagon on urban dictionary and where they try very hard to create definitions that will rack them likes in the thousands by m-ss herds […]